WaddupMatty
Streamer. Dweeblord. Sometimes kind of funny.
Totally doesn't cuddle his guitars, probably.
Reasons to support me:
Money's fake, we made that shit up
I have a debilitating addiction to the sound of old-timey cash registers
It'd be a good goof! Oh boy, would you show me what for!
In this capitalist, attention-economy hellscape, people who just genuinely want to share fun experiences and make happy moments with people without some kind of artifice or shady ulterior motive often lose to the people who have no qualms against deploying these kinds of tactics.
I don't believe in disparaging others to elevate myself, so this isn't some kind of callout or anything, it's just that have you ever noticed that the best way to stand out, and thus-earn a living, in this shit is to be a ragebaiter, grifter, or some other kind of Internet Douchebag™? Doesn't that just... suck? Like on a spiritual level, to know that one of the most effective paths away from underpaid and underappreciated shift work is to become the kind of person online that you'd never want to invite to your parties?
Maybe that can change... by making me STUPIDLY RICH AND PROVING THE BASTARDS WRONG IN THE PROCESS!